Sucks Acquires Toxic Burning Goo

Summary

In Session 4 of the campaign, Sucks completes a transaction at the Novelty Goods Shop Owner's establishment in Rex Tree, converting what his companions considered useless materials into a dangerous weapon. He purchases a Goblin's Mustache for 2 coins and trades a liter of Purple Goo—obtained from previous adventures—for a canister of Toxic Burning Goo. The Novelty Goods Shop Owner examines the purple goo carefully, holding it up to the light, then provides extensive safety warnings about the burning goo before completing the exchange. Sucks immediately applies the fake mustache to his lip and departs.

Details

The transaction unfolds at a novelty goods shop in Rex Tree, where Sucks negotiates a trade involving the Purple Goo from earlier adventures. The Novelty Goods Shop Owner carefully inspects the purple substance, holding the jug up to the light and examining the contents before agreeing to the exchange.

The shopkeeper provides detailed safety instructions for the Toxic Burning Goo: don't spray near eyes, mouth, or nose; don't breathe when spraying; don't use while pregnant. Most importantly, the shopkeeper warns Sucks not to tell anyone where he obtained the goo. When Sucks asks what to do if someone inquires about its source, the shopkeeper suggests: "You just maybe spray them with the goo."

Sucks also purchases a Goblin's Mustache for 2 coins during this visit. As he completes the transaction, he immediately applies the fake mustache to his lip before walking away from the shop.

Other party members observe the trade with interest, noting the transformation of what they had considered worthless material. As one party member remarks: "You just traded a useless purple goo for some kind of weapon."

Participants

• Sucks — Initiates and completes the trade, exchanging Purple Goo and coins for the Toxic Burning Goo and Goblin's Mustache
• Novelty Goods Shop Owner — Examines the Purple Goo, provides safety warnings, and completes the exchange
• Other party members — Witness the transaction and comment on Sucks's resourcefulness

Consequences

• Sucks acquires Toxic Burning Goo, a weaponized substance with dangerous properties that can be sprayed at targets
• Sucks obtains a Goblin's Mustache disguise item for 2 coins
• The Purple Goo from previous adventures is removed from the party's inventory
• Sucks gains a weapon with specific usage restrictions: avoid eyes, mouth, nose; don't breathe during use; contraindicated during pregnancy
• The Novelty Goods Shop Owner instructs Sucks to conceal the source of the weapon, suggesting violence against anyone who asks about its origin