Velocipede

Summary

A velocipede is a two-wheeled vehicle with one wheel positioned in front of the other, equipped with handles that allow riders to "rip ass" (go fast). In Session 4 of the campaign, the velocipede is recommended to Sucks by a random passerby in Rex Tree's market as "the coolest thing" available for purchase. The item captures Sucks's interest while shopping for recommendations from locals.

Properties

The velocipede features a distinctive two-wheel configuration, with wheels arranged in a line rather than side-by-side. The vehicle is equipped with handles that the rider uses for control and steering. According to the local who describes it, its primary appeal lies in its speed capability—the ability to "rip ass" or travel at high velocity. The passerby's enthusiastic description emphasizes the velocipede as the coolest available item in the Rex Tree market, suggesting it holds significant social cachet or practical value in the campaign setting.

History

Session 4

While shopping in Rex Tree's market, Sucks asks locals for recommendations on what cool items might be available for purchase. A random passerby responds with a description of the velocipede:

"There's like. I don't know, there's like. Like. It's like a. It's got wheels. It's got two wheels, one in front of the other. It's got like handles and it's. You can just fucking rip ass."

Sucks reacts positively to this suggestion, responding with enthusiasm: "Oh, velocipede. Sick. Thanks." The encounter establishes the velocipede as a desirable item within the campaign's market economy and demonstrates Sucks's interest in acquiring fast, practical transportation.