Fake ID

Summary

The Fake ID is a fraudulent identification card owned by Sucks that falsely claims he is 21 years old and resides in Gainesville, Florida. Sucks attempts to use this ID to gain access to various age-restricted or exclusive locations throughout the campaign, though its effectiveness appears limited. Despite Sucks's consistent efforts to present the ID, people generally do not check it or seem to care about its contents, which Sucks attributes to the scene he makes whenever he tries to use it.

Properties

The Fake ID contains two key pieces of false information: it lists Sucks's age as 21 years old, and it claims he lives in Gainesville, Florida. Sucks himself acknowledges the questionable nature of the document, stating he doesn't know where he got it. The ID appears to be standard-issue in format, designed to be shown to gatekeepers and bouncers at restricted venues.

The ID's actual effectiveness is questionable. According to Sucks, people "kind of don't care" when he presents it, and he rarely receives scrutiny of the document itself. This lack of attention may be due to Sucks's tendency to create a disturbance whenever he attempts to use the ID, potentially drawing attention away from the document's authenticity.

History

Session 3

In Session 3, Sucks discusses his fake ID when the subject of his age comes up. He explains that the ID claims he is 21 years old and lists an address in Gainesville, Florida, adding, "So if anyone asks, I don't know where I got this thing."

Sucks reveals that he has attempted to use the fake ID to gain access to multiple types of restricted locations, including blood orgies, elite wells, elite toilets, and after-hours bars. He also uses it to show off at all-ages bars, despite these venues presumably not requiring age verification for entry.

When reflecting on the ID's effectiveness, Sucks notes, "I keep trying to show it to people, but people kind of don't care." He theorizes that this lack of scrutiny might be because he makes a scene every time he attempts to present the document, though the exact nature of these scenes remains unspecified.