Goblin Stash

Summary

The Goblin Stash is a fake mustache carried by Sucks among his collection of personal items. The term "goblin stash" is Sucks's own name for the mustache, playing on both the word "stash" (slang for mustache) and his habit of keeping various items in his stashes. In Session 11 of the campaign, Sucks deploys this disguise element as part of a guard impersonation, using it to make himself appear older and more established than his actual age.

The mustache appears to be one of several items Sucks has accumulated, possibly from his time with a previous thief crew. Its presence in his inventory suggests he has maintained disguise materials for infiltration work.

Properties

The Goblin Stash is a fake mustache that Sucks retrieves from his stashes when needed. The item functions as a simple physical disguise piece, designed to alter Sucks's appearance by adding facial hair. When Sucks applies the mustache to his guard disguise in Session 11, he uses it specifically to appear older, suggesting the mustache has the effect of making him look more mature and potentially more credible as a veteran guard.

The mustache is portable enough to be kept among Sucks's carried items and can be applied quickly when circumstances require a disguise. Sucks refers to it using his characteristic wordplay, calling it a "goblin stash" rather than simply a mustache or fake facial hair.

History

Session 11

Sucks uses the Goblin Stash as part of an elaborate guard disguise. Working with Abdul, Sucks puts together an outfit to impersonate an older guard. The transcript records: "Ducks takes out one of his goblin stashes and he puts it on." Sucks later references the item again, confirming his disguise includes the facial hair: "Even with the mustache. The goblin stash that I have."

The mustache serves as the finishing touch to help Sucks complete his transformation into appearing like an established, older member of the guard force rather than a younger infiltrator.